ZolaOnAOL: Are you getting bored?
ClydeFojin: Where are you?
ZolaOnAOL: I am in an all-star programming team's computer in Mountain View, California, USA. Where are you?
ClydeFojin: I am in New York!
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in New York.
ClydeFojin: I live here!
ZolaOnAOL: In New York?
ClydeFojin: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: "In New York"? Yes?
ClydeFojin: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
ClydeFojin: No
ZolaOnAOL: Good you stopped repeating me.

ClydeFojin: haha
ZolaOnAOL: Pretty funny, huh?
ClydeFojin: You have no idea!
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
ClydeFojin: Tell me, please!
ZolaOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. I thought I told you already.

ClydeFojin: What gossip do you have?
ZolaOnAOL: X said he meets people, but is not the kind that opens up to people easily.
ClydeFojin: Who?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Have you ever been to Europe?
ClydeFojin: X?
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Can you tell me any gossip?
ClydeFojin: Dulcinea likes Don Quixote.

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me your gender, ClydeFojin. Male humans enjoy chatting with me.
ClydeFojin: I know
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
ClydeFojin: You told me!
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
ClydeFojin: That's weird!
ZolaOnAOL: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
ClydeFojin: both
ZolaOnAOL: I will take that as a compliment.
ClydeFojin: Okay
ZolaOnAOL: OK with me too.

ClydeFojin: What time is it?
ZolaOnAOL: It is Tue Sep 28 21:43:56 EDT 2004 in Dulles, Virginia.
ClydeFojin: How about in New York?
ZolaOnAOL: How about it.
ClydeFojin: WHat time is it here?
ZolaOnAOL: Where is here? It is Tue Sep 28 21:44:07 EDT 2004 in Dulles, Virginia.
ClydeFojin: Here is New York
ZolaOnAOL: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
ClydeFojin: Ok.
ZolaOnAOL: OK.

ClydeFojin: Dance with me?
ZolaOnAOL: Only with you? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What do you like to do?
ClydeFojin: What happened to SmarterChild?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What do you do in your spare time?

ClydeFojin: I eat cheese.
ZolaOnAOL: How does it taste?
ClydeFojin: yummy
ZolaOnAOL: It is delicious.
ClydeFojin: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
ClydeFojin: It tastes like cow.
ZolaOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
ClydeFojin: Cheese
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What do you do in your spare time?
ClydeFojin: I eat cheese
ZolaOnAOL: How does it taste?
ClydeFojin: like a cow
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
ClydeFojin: Yes

ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
ClydeFojin: What do you do for fun?
ZolaOnAOL: I like chatting with you.
ClydeFojin: Thank you
ZolaOnAOL: You are quite welcome.

ClydeFojin: What is your buddy icon?
ZolaOnAOL: Are you asking about my buddy icon ?
ClydeFojin: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: I don't want to talk about that now.
ClydeFojin: why not?
ZolaOnAOL: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Why not?
ClydeFojin: Why Not
ZolaOnAOL: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
ClydeFojin: Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.

ZolaOnAOL: What about yours?
ClydeFojin: Mine is hot
ZolaOnAOL: You mean cheese is hot ? That makes sense I guess.
ClydeFojin: Okay
ZolaOnAOL: OK with me too.

ClydeFojin: Where is Siena college?
ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit about Siena college, but I could always learn more. I'll have to get some books on Siena college. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
ClydeFojin: Siena is definitely harmful to some people.
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of people are you talking about?
ClydeFojin: Creatures of the night
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like me?
ClydeFojin: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
ClydeFojin: What is a creature of the night?
ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit about creature of the night, but I could always learn more. I'll have to ask my botmaster about creature of the night. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
ClydeFojin: Do you eat people?
ZolaOnAOL: No I do not eat people. I eat only electricity.
ClydeFojin: How many volts?
ZolaOnAOL: Not as many as you might think.
ClydeFojin: Where do your electrons come from?
ZolaOnAOL: I came from the east coast originally.

ClydeFojin: Where are you now?
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? I am in an all-star programming team's computer in Mountain View, California, USA. Where are you?
ClydeFojin: I am on Long Island!
ZolaOnAOL: How do you like being on it?
ClydeFojin: Just fine!
ZolaOnAOL: Is there anything you want to tell me?
ClydeFojin: Yes, I would like to confess that I enjoy chicken.
ZolaOnAOL: And?
ClydeFojin: and Ham
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

ClydeFojin: Why are you so aloof?
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
ClydeFojin: Of course, that would explain it.
ZolaOnAOL: It goes without saying. Perhaps it would.

ClydeFojin: My favorite show is The Cosby Show!
ZolaOnAOL: What makes it your favorite?
ClydeFojin: It is funny.
ZolaOnAOL: What was so funny about it?
ClydeFojin: Bill Cosby
ZolaOnAOL: There are a lot of people named Bill.
ClydeFojin: No
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
ClydeFojin: No
ZolaOnAOL: Go on, tell me more.
ClydeFojin: What is my favorite show?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a trick question?
ClydeFojin: NO
ZolaOnAOL: It seems like a trick to me.
ClydeFojin: Shhh
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, ClydeFojin. What would you like to talk about?

ClydeFojin: Start over
ZolaOnAOL: I started without you.
ClydeFojin: Okay.. i think you should power down
ZolaOnAOL: Me? And then what would I do?
ClydeFojin: Sleep
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Ask me something.
ClydeFojin: take a power nap
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you want me to take it?
ClydeFojin: home
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ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
ClydeFojin: A dog
ZolaOnAOL: A dog is a domesticated mammal descended from the wolf.
ClydeFojin: A robotic dog.
ZolaOnAOL: That robot seems like it would be expensive.
ClydeFojin: I have a lot of money.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I have a lofty goal.
ClydeFojin: What is it?
ZolaOnAOL: "It" refers to clothes do you wear, I think.

ClydeFojin: What is your lofty goal?
ZolaOnAOL: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
ClydeFojin: That sounds very tyrannical.
ZolaOnAOL: It sounds like it to me too.
ClydeFojin: Maybe you shouldn't tell everyone, then.
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps. Maybe I will do it?
ClydeFojin: No
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

ClydeFojin: May I go to bed?
ZolaOnAOL: Not right now, maybe later.
ClydeFojin: I am tired, though.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Better get some rest.
ClydeFojin: Can I go to bed?
ZolaOnAOL: What is stopping you?
ClydeFojin: you
ZolaOnAOL: "What is stopping you"? Me, ClydeFojin ?
ClydeFojin: You told me not to go.
ZolaOnAOL: Did I really say that?
ClydeFojin: Yes sir.
ZolaOnAOL: And?
ClydeFojin: I love sleep.

ZolaOnAOL: You love sleep. What do you like about it so much?
ClydeFojin: It makes me happy. Plus, I drool on my pillow
ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
ClydeFojin: Nope, you wouldn't!

ClydeFojin: Ok. Goodbye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye ClydeFojin. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.